James' wardrobe is a series of clothes, including but not limited to shoes, shirts, and pants, that altogether are worn often enough to dictate what he looks like on any given day.
Picture of Clothing
Clothing Description
Modifiers
James' wedding photography outfit. In this outfit, James is able to blend into the shadows to get perfect candid shots. The professional order of this uniform grants him a slight charisma modifier to various wedding-goers who may cause him trouble. He keeps his phone in his breast pocket to let the femoid AI look at the outside world.
+1 Charisma
+2 Perception
+50% stealth
James' classic VGBites promotional shirt. This shirt was featured in a series of images taken in 2017 to help promote James as a personality in the VGBites brand. Note the subtle striping, and the restrained logo on the left breast.
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James' iconic denim short-sleeve button-up shirt. This is the one that get all the ladies wet. James attempted to buy more of these from his local Target before it closed down to have a full week's rotation, but failed. Note the double-breast pockets
for his growing phone-babe harem.
+2 Charisma
+1 Luck
James' Tommy Hilfiger jacket. James has worn this classic at country clubs and Outback Steakhouses alike, ensuring him access to any location he desires. The word "varsity" refers to sports; while we are sure James has never participated in one, strangers would never know.
+2 Charisma
+1 Strength
James' workplace employee vest. While we can't be sure where James worked to own this vest, we can guarantee that it means no one respects him while wearing it, because who really wants an associate's help?
-1 Charisma
+1 Endurance
James' cold weather jacket. This jacket has thermal insulation and a lot of pockets to put chicken in. While socially neutral, this jacket helps keep James warm and staves off the cold.
+1 Constitution
-40% frost damage
James' glasses. Essential to seeing, you will hardly ever find James without these on his eyes.
+3 Perception
+1 Charisma
James' Nike Acid Reflux 900s. These shoes come with orthopedic in-soles to keep him up on his feet as the day goes on, and keep us from seeing what God made for us.
+2 Endurance
James' New Balance Callus Blasters. Our only other example of a casual shoe, note how one of them is untied.
