PsycheBaby

Summary
PsycheBaby, the Archnemesis of CaptainComedy, is likely a student of Peter Molyneux. He entertains the mindless masses of Nintendo fans with jargon and information so that they may feel as though they are learning anything meaningful about video game software, and so that they feel justified in giving more money to Nintendo. Nintendo likely does not affiliate with the likes of PsycheBaby at all, however his help is unneeded as people would buy their product anyways, because they're Nintendo.

Why the stupid fucking name?
I wrote this shit at 7:36 in the morning and haven't gone to bed since last nights jackbox. Or some crap like that.