Google

Google is a megacorporation rooted in technology that happened to start as a search company. It's history dos not matter though. What does matter is that either through calculated malicious intent, or absolute pants on head foolishness that should legally make the company as an entity be considered "mentally slow". It would not be surprising at all if the whole of Google at this point was really ran by monkeys and chimps of above average intelligence, capable of running a business and large government, but unable to competently keep multiple projects functioning properly.

Role in Modern Web and Software Development
Either through direct intervention on their part, or because they happened to make something and someone else decided "Hey, I could use this", Google is basically responsible for shaping modern software development as a whole.

Why is so much of the Web powered by Javascript? Some guy in the late 2000s thought it was a good idea to to take the V8 Javascript engine Google used in Chrome to make NodeJS, then he regretted a bunch of decisions he made back with Node and released his followup project in 2020, probably making life worse for everyone.

Did you know that SpaceX utilized Javascript in the software to send astronauts to the ISS? I don't even have to mention Linux though in this case. Can you imagine Windows sending people into space? I'm sure it's been done and has secretly caused many tragedies.

How about the fact so many things uses some Chromium browser? Did you know the AMD Radeon Control Software for your GPU uses a Chromium instance? Now you do. You are now cursed to know that something that doesn't need a web browser in it has a web browser in it for some reason.

How about WebM and WebP? That's either directly their fault or a byproduct of them. Honestly at this point, it's their fault.

What Can I Do To Stop Being A Google Cuck?
You can't, I'm sorry. Not unless you want to live out in a small cabin in the woods, away from civilization.

Or maybe send Google a crap ton of bananas. That might distract them.